Sunday, February 15, 2009

Muthalik, Ramsena and a few pink chaddis.

Recently media unearthed a 'leader' out of nowhere. His name is Pramod Muthalik, the Karnataka version of Raj Thakere. The man woke up one day and realised that his culture is under attack. He formed a Sena that day itself and recruited some monkeys as Ram did. The monkeys pulled the hair of innocent girls and created nuisance to public. Apparently the government of Karnataka is run by Muthalik's dear friends, who were also worried abut Indian culture, as elections are nearby.

Valentine's day is a day for lovers. Narrow minded people like Muthalik cannot stop people from loving each other. The existence of this world depends on the eternal feeling called love. Bangalore reacted to Muthalik's comments by 'Pink chaddi campaign'. Soon Muthalikwill be seen as a roadside salesman selling chaddis, as he will not have space in house to keep those. The only problem his customers face will be lack of variety in terms of colour.

The economic prosperity of Karanataka and bangalore is greatly attributed to the IT/ITES sector. The westernised youths pay huge taxes to government, which is used to fund developmental programs for the state. Government of Karnataka tried to cover up the atrocities by Muthalik and co with some ridiculous comments. The answer for that came from Home minister Chidambaram who ensured that Muthalik and his monkeys spend their valuable time inside the lock up on Valentine's day.

There is one solution for this problem, which will ensure that no more goons will surface in future to do such shameful acts. All these men should be sent to the army and post them on the front posts of the army. The self proclaimed saviors can channelise their hate to do something which is useful for the country. Rather than showing their temper on girls, they can use it against our enemies.

For Muthalik and his Monkeys, with lots of 'LOVE'.

11 comments:

The Layman said...

He formed a Sena that day itself and recruited some monkeys as Ram did. The monkeys pulled the hair of innocent girls and created nuisance to public.

LOL... kollamallo comparison! :D

About pink chuddy campaign.. I have some reservations about that.. but still I guess it was a success at many levels! So nothing to complain!
Request you to read this when you have time: (let me know your comments too)

http://ibnlive.in.com/blogs/sagarikaghose/223/53147/panties-and-perverts.html

Praveen said...

hahhaa..sending muthalik and his moral brigade to army...cool:P..
am sure he'll stop preaching culture the next day and will stay inside his house...

Bindhu Unny said...

While I do not agree that anyone needs a day to 'love', I absolutely lothe the Muthalik types. Your suggestion to send them to the forefront of the army is fantastic. :-)

Ajith said...

@Layman - People like Muthalik has to be treated firmly and the usage of goons for political mileage has to be stopped. I too agree that pink chuddi campaign was a little weird:)

Excellent article by sagarika - Muthalik and co were trying to capitalise the unrest of lower middle class and lower class people after the economic boom.

Culture and language is a personal choice like religion, but as she rightly said there is no point in imitating west blindly. I read somewhere that the social security system in west is automatically taken care of in India by Indian Family values.

Ajith said...

@ Praveen - aadyathe bomb veezhumbol thanne muthalik valum pokki odum.

@ Bindhu - Thanks for the comment. I too agree with ur point.

Seema said...

So as soon as he got the chaddis did he changed his name to pinky muthalik? Come on he is just an unmarried sadist, pardon him :P

Ajith said...

@ Seema - Pinky muthalik ... LOL

Ajit said...

They should be sent to the army to serve...... is a good suggestion...

How about sending them into Pak...so that they can revive hinduism there.... :) LOL....

They will come back with their tails firmly between their legs.... and they would have learnt a lesson!!!!

Ajith said...

@Ajit - hehe, reviving Hinduism in pakistan:) Muthalik will not get a better way to go to Hell.

raindrops said...

Good suggestion that Muthalik's men be sent to Army.... Let them show their patriotism and so-called love for the country there!

gayathri-vishwanathan said...

seriously moral police are by themselves immoral...what are they trying to teach? and as Layman says: even i equally have reservations about pink chaddis. I found dt campaign a bit childish...but anyways what matters is that it was successful.